Don't Talk to Me, I'm Running 32 oz Water Bottle

Regular price $32.00

Only 7 items in stock!

Because I don't run unless it's out of patience or fucks. But I still need my water. 

  • Screw off lid with flip top
  • Handwash
  • Size: 32 oz.
  • BPA-free
  • Our logo is on opposite side of bottle
  • Doesnt belong in the fucking dishwasher. Or in super hot water. You can clean just fine with cold or warm water and soap. 
  • We do not accept returns on these once used. 
  • Holds an ENTIRE bottle of wine


This item is © Copyright and owned by Metal Marvels, LLC.

Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
Madeline W.
Thinner than expected

I love the design and I love the lid, but the plastic bottle itself is a lot flimsier than I expected. I thought it would be a nice hard plastic but it's quite pliable in my hand and I worry about it cracking. It has some stress marks, too, right out of the box. I'll continue to use it but I just don't think it's quite the same quality as all my bangles and pendants and glass mugs.

Hey Madeline! Glad you love the design. It's supposed to be more of a lighter water bottle feeling versus a hard plastic. But there definitely shouldn't be any stress marks on it brand new. Can you go ahead and shoot us an email with your order # at and let us know what's happening? Thanks babe!

Norma M.
Love it!

Great quality. Perfect size.

kaitlyn m.

This water bottle is fucking awesome! It holds a ton of water, lightweight and super easy to drink while I'm attempting to run on the treadmill LOL