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Burn Down the Patriarchy Candle
$32.00
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Having Me Is Gift Enough Candle
$32.00
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I Fucking Love You Candle
$32.00
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I Love You Candle
$32.00
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I Need a Fucking Break Candle
$32.00
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I'm Fine Candle
$32.00
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I'm Sorry Mom Candle
$32.00
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Mom's Last Fuck Candle
$32.00
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Overworked & Underfucked Candle
$32.00
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Overworked & Underpaid Candle
$32.00
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The Best Parents Say Bad Words Candle
$32.00
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The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot Candle
$32.00
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Tired as a Motherfucker Candle
$32.00


ABOUT THE CANDLES

Vegan Soy Coconut Wax

Natural, no dyes

4 scents available

50 hours burn time

hand poured in the US



Scent NOTES

Candle Safety

Before Lighting:

Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch for a cotton wick and 1/8" - 3/16" for a wood wick.


Keep the wax pool clear of wick trimmings, matches and debris at all times.


Burn candles in a well-ventilated room:

Avoid drafts, vents, or air currents. This will help prevent rapid or uneven burning, sooting, and excessive dripping.


Never burn a candle for longer than three hours and cool for at least two hours before relighting.


When lighting a candle, use long matches or a long-reach lighter. Keep your hair and loose clothing away from the flame.


See more safety tips here

Treat a mama in your life, 

or treat yourself!

Motherhood is fucking hard. Treat a mama, or treat yourself. You fucking deserve it. Light a candle, sneak away to take a bath, and relax.

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