If I Wanted the Government in my Vagina I Would Have Fucked a Senator - Unisex V-Neck Tee

If I Wanted the Government in my Vagina I Would Have Fucked a Senator - Unisex V-Neck Tee

Name: If I Wanted the Government in my Vagina I Would Have Fucked a Senator - Unisex V-Neck Tee
Brand: Printify
SKU: 28035764376108679977
Price: 47.0 CAD
Availability: InStock

$47.00

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We've never made or read something more real. People make laws and pass judgments based on their own political beliefs when not everyone shares those same beliefs. We truly believe in bodily autonomy and think the government should be nowhere near our vaginas.

This item is printed on order and may ship separately from the rest of your order. Turnaround time is currently 7-14 days. Once an item is in production, we are unable to cancel the order. All sales final.

Unisex fit
Cotton
Some women prefer to size down for a more fitted tee

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	16.5	18	20	22.01	23.98	25.99	28
Length, in	26.74	27.72	28.75	29.73	30.75	31.74	32.72
Sleeve length, in	8.63	8.9	9.18	9.45	9.73	10	10.4

If I Wanted the Government in my Vagina I Would Have Fucked a Senator - Unisex V-Neck Tee

We've never made or read something more real. People make laws and pass judgments based on their own political beliefs when not everyone shares those same beliefs. We truly believe in bodily autonomy and think the government should be nowhere near our vaginas.

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We've never made or read something more real. People make laws and pass judgments based on their own political beliefs when not everyone shares those same beliefs. We truly believe in bodily autonomy and think the government should be nowhere near our vaginas.

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